It's that time of year again....

No, silly...not turkey time - it's Hustler's & Hooker's Ball 2004 time!  Yippee!!  I get to dress up like a hoochie mama with a wig of BIG hair and step out on the town with my big pimp daddy!  You guys really should come - it's sooooo much fun (mostly the dress up part) to see all the guys and gals all pimped out and hookered up and of course the alcohol is flowing and the mood is jolly!!  It's held every year on the Saturday after Thanksgiving in the oddest of places for such a thing...the antique shopping capital of Texas - Jefferson, Tx at Auntie Skinner's Riverboat Cafe (aka BAR).  The funny part of that is - that's where me and G-Daddy had our wedding reception after being married at the Excelsior Hotel down the street.  What a wonderful day time...ANYWAY - back to the ho's and pimps.  I'll try to post some pics from last year and you can see how much fun your missing out on.  And after you leave the "ball" you get to (if your lucky and thought way ahead of many people) head over to one of the most haunted hotels in the U.S. - Jefferson Hotel and lay your head down for some much needed sleep and recovery time.  NOTE:  Don't go hang out in the room of complete strangers because your best friend knew one of them...they just might be swingers and they just might like to smoke the wacky weed and kiss (I MEAN KISSSSSSSSSS) each other goodnight and totally gross you out because once the wigs (I ain't talking girls only here) and 3 inches of hooker make-up came off they weren't as young as you might have thought....YIKES!!!  But hey...it might add more gossip for the blog and memories....oh the memories!!!